October 14, 2011 - 7:30 PM
1131 Polk St.
Brown Paper Tickets
From seedy carnivals to weekly cable TV blowouts, professional wrestling’s spectacle of musclemen locking up with hairy brutes has long occupied the twilight zone between sports and entertainment, creating a form of acrobatic theater that is both dangerous and surreal. During the last decade, the sport’s most beloved baby faces and despised heels such as “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair, and “Mankind” Mick Foley have put pen to paper and produced a steady and unexpected supply of bestselling memoirs.
And now Litquake, San Francisco’s annual literary festival is finally giving the pro wrestling memoir the respect that it deserves with Figure Four Caps Lock, a night of readings from the greatest published accounts of life inside the squared circle on Friday October 14th at the Hemlock Tavern.
Hosted by Bob Calhoun (author of the bestselling punk-wrestling memoir “Beer, Blood and Cornmeal: Seven Years of Incredibly Strange Wrestling”) and All Pro Wrestling announcer Allan Bolte, Figure Four Caps Lock will assemble a stable of San Francisco Bay Area authors, comedians, librarians, rock musicians, burlesque dancers and yes, pro wrestlers to read the most violent, hilarious and just plain wrong moments from the works of the Fabulous Moolah, Classy Freddie Blassie, Chris Jericho, Goldust, Flair, Piper, and Foley. There will also be a recitation of pro wrestling poetry, some choice cuts from the Iron Sheik’s Twitter feed, tender tales of first time romance with Hulk Hogan, plus chair shots—somebody has to get hit with a folding chair.
Figure Four Caps Lock will feature the dramatic oratory of Alan Black (author of “Kick the Balls”), local indie wrestling legend Shane Dynasty, cartoonist and comedian Greg Franklin, Matt Holdaway (“Radio Voices”), Suzanne Kleid of the San Francisco Public Library, Michael Lucas of the Phantom Surfers, Rik Luxury (Pro Wrestling Peronified), Lady Monster (Naked Girls Reading Series), Alia Volz (Literary Death Match), and luchador-turned-educator Norman Zelaya.
Check out Alia Volz‘s responses to the inaugural Litquake Questionnaire.
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